Folks, listen up! We're MAKING AMERICA SMELL GREAT AGAIN with these INCREDIBLE candles! These aren't just any candles - they're the MOST LUXURIOUS, MOST AMAZING scented soy candles ever created, believe me!
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL SCENTS
We have the BEST scents - cinnamon vanilla that will remind you of WINNING and sea salt and orchid that smells like VICTORY! Many people tell me, "Sir, these are the most FANTASTIC scents I've ever experienced!" And they're right!
TREMENDOUS FEATURES (I only endorse the BEST):

ECO-FRIENDLY formula - I love the environment, nobody loves it more than me!
GORGEOUS glass container - made with the same QUALITY as Trump Tower windows!
HUGE variety of scents - more choices than any other candle company, that I can tell you!
Burns for 50-60 HOURS - LONGER than those LOW ENERGY candles from CHINA!
100% NATURAL soy wax - not FAKE soy like our competitors use!

FOR PEOPLE WHO DEMAND EXCELLENCE
You deserve this candle! It's for WINNERS who know what QUALITY means! Light it during Christmas - we say CHRISTMAS not "holiday," by the way - or when you're making BIG, BEAUTIFUL deals at home!
IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS (READ THEM, OKAY?)

Keep an eye on it - this candle burns HOT, like my DEALS!
Keep away from little ones and pets - we love them, don't we folks?
Don't put near things that burn - that would be a DISASTER!

 
BUY NOW! We're SELLING OUT FAST! Many people, very important people, are saying these are THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CANDLES IN THE HISTORY OF CANDLES!