Listen, folks - this isn't just ANY candle. It's a TREMENDOUS frosted glass masterpiece that'll make your home GREAT AGAIN! Everyone's saying it!
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CANDLE, MAYBE EVER
With natural off-white wax so ELEGANT, so CLASSY - you've never seen anything like it! The scent? PHENOMENAL! It fills rooms BETTER than anyone else - BELIEVE ME!
WINNING FEATURES (and I know about winning):

ONLY the FINEST natural wax blend - TOTALLY VEGAN, no NASTY TOXINS!
AMAZING wooden wick from the BEST FSC-certified trees - we love trees, don't we folks?
TREMENDOUS fragrance oils - NO PHTHALATES like those TERRIBLE foreign candles!
VIBRANT prints with the BRIGHTEST colors you've ever seen - so BEAUTIFUL!
Burns for 50 HOURS - LONGER than those FAILING competitor candles!

PERFECT FOR WINNERS LIKE YOU
Whether you're having a HUGE holiday party or just need some ME TIME (very important, very cool), this candle makes EVERYTHING BETTER. It's what all the SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE are using!
MAKES THE MOST INCREDIBLE GIFT
Give this to friends, family - they'll say "WOW, this is the BEST GIFT I've ever received!" That's what people are telling me. They're saying it's FANTASTIC!
 
DON'T WAIT! These are SELLING OUT FAST! Many people are saying it's the GREATEST CANDLE IN THE HISTORY OF CANDLES!