Folks, I've seen many yard signs - THOUSANDS of them - but this plastic yard sign? ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL! Many people are saying it's the GREATEST sign they've ever seen!
BUILT TOUGH LIKE OUR COUNTRY
This sign is STRONG and POWERFUL - not like those WEAK, FLIMSY signs from CHINA! It stands up to rain, wind, snow - believe me, I know weather, I have the BEST weather at my properties!
TREMENDOUS FEATURES (I only support the BEST):

TOUGH plastic with a BEAUTIFUL matte finish - looks EXPENSIVE, very classy!
Comes with an AMERICAN aluminum stake - so easy to install, even a DEMOCRAT could do it!
AVAILABLE in portrait AND landscape - I like options, don't you folks?
MADE IN THE USA - creating JOBS, JOBS, JOBS for AMERICAN workers!
SAME DESIGN on BOTH SIDES - visible from ANYWHERE, just like my popularity!

PERFECT FOR WINNERS LIKE YOU
Whether you're supporting a TREMENDOUS candidate (you know who), planning a HUGE birthday party, or just making your yard GREAT AGAIN - this sign DELIVERS!
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL SIGN
Just wipe it with a clean cloth - so SIMPLE, so EASY! Don't rub too hard - treat it NICELY, like our CONSTITUTION!
 
BUY NOW! We're making yard signs GREAT AGAIN! Many people, important people, are saying these are THE MOST INCREDIBLE SIGNS EVER MADE!